Gandalf in the TARDIS

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

(via blainemothafuckingibson)

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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(via fuck-ing-shiet)

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

(via angrycatodactyl)

superwholock-slytherinmerlin:

californiacationed:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

I really like that description.

FUN FACT: The average stripper’s annual salary is 120k.

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO TRAIN TO BE A STRIPPER

(via just-the-221b-of-us)

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

kittehkats:

No one and Nothing does badass like a cat.

“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.”
- Saki

cats dont give a FUCK bruh

(via somepretty-things)

hythe:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

tatuforever:

girlyteenagenerd:

Best avatar cosplays ever!

better than the movie

That’s because cosplayers have standards and integrity. 

Oh hey it’s my face!

(via fandumbsandfeminism)

links-scarf:

this is my favorite part of the Ocarina of Time manga

links-scarf:

this is my favorite part of the Ocarina of Time manga

(via guru--guru)

penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

(via somepretty-things)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via mariowiki)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

(Source: puets, via angrycatodactyl)

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste, via grumpyhuntress)

me first listening to a musical: okay this is pretty good, i think i like it

me about a week later: *BELTING OUT EVERY SONG BY MEMORY AND WITH IMMEASURABLE PASSION*

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?

me: You lose your baby teeth

child I am babysitting: they fall out!?

me: they fall out

child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?

me:

child I am babysitting: or did they fall out

me:

me:

me: you keep the same eyes all your life

child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa